One of the cheapest Santa films ever produced. Shot in Pittsburgh, with blurry home movie footage of Santa parades (on one float he sticks out of a giant chimney, on another he stands in the cockpit of a rocket ship). Santa sits in a vinylite Laz-E-Boy as he orders his elves (kids dressed in leotards) around. Features a trip to a department store and endless footage of a large toy train setup. Grueling.
Reviewer:Dodsworth the Cat
December 1, 2022 Subject:
A Doll is Fun to Warsh and Spank
Stiff acting, stock footage filler, a tacky home organ, narration on a hand condenser mike, this amazingly cheap home-made film has it all.
Was it put together for someone's personal entertainment? It certainly couldn't have been broadcast.
I get the impression that whoever made it was sincere and tried their best, but it's just bad in every way possible.
Maybe it drags a bit in places, but for sheer entertainment it gets my highest rating.